And there were a few people who said, well then: show us some pictures you've done.
So here then is a list of five paintings that a) isn't actually entirely a list of paintings and b) doesn't, as is now traditional, actually add up to 5. These are not exclusively my favourite pictures and I have specifically left off the accidentally religious painting and a few portraits, as i would need permission from the subjects to past them here (NB: the little boxes in corners are to obscure my signature
Disclaimer: I often give my paintings quite silly titles, just to remind myself not to take it all too seriously
#1: The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown
Acrylics on canvas and an older painting. A little two-dimensional perhaps, but i quite like the flames and the higher branches
#2: The Battle Of Epping Forrest
Oil on canvas - created on a Bob Ross workshop day (so simple to do that a colour blind hedgehog could create it with both hands tied behind its back). For those of you wondering - i had the easel set up wrong and by the time I realised the battle had finished.
#3: Purple Haze
Acrylic on canvas - quite happy with the likeness. For copyright purposes I should state that the above was done purely for my own private practice, is not for sale and/or reproduction
#4: The Power Of Two
#5: Naked Blue Person #1
Acrylics on paper - also at life drawing course with Mad Penguin Lady
#6: Naked Clay Lady #2